CarolC. Sorry, but if I'd had the one I am about to print, I'd have left you with yours. As for the critter I am holding in the picture, it's a loooooong loooong story...and yes, he's wearing a kilt.

GUEST,Nick penned: A real estate typo- House has 30' dick (deck)

I had heard this one went: "House has huge dick, great for entertainment". Probably an urban legend, but it had me *howling* with laughter tonight when I first heard it.

And lastly, my honey has gifted me with this rare gem: At Computerworld.com in the "sharktank", there was a story about a company who used a series of letters preceding a users name as their network ID. So, your network name might be woqxfsuzie, which many people evidentally found sort of difficult to remember. They had the wonderful idea of shortening all the beginning letters simply to the letter P. Which satisfied most the users fairly well...

All except "rick".