A verbal typo --- back in the fifties and sixties there was a British actress called Diana Dors, a sex-bomb in the Jayne Mansfield mould. She originally came from Swindon, where she was born Diana Fluck. One time she was due back in town for a big event where she was to be welcomed by the Mayor, who wanted to mention her real name but was naturally very nervous about pronouncing it correctly.He sweated and sweated over his speech, and when the time came he announced to the assembled crowd that he was proud to welcome back to Swindon Miss Diana Dors, "or as many of you may remember her, Diana Clunt"!!!