Monument to the Erts... heh heh good one ljc

This must be a Glesga thing, the only one I've heard round here so far (Edinburgh) is 'I haven't a Scooby's'. Boab, I suppose it's no surprising Glaswegian kids didnae ken what a whaup was, how many whaups have you seen in a city? Or heard?

Damnit I want to move back to the country :-(