As another Charter member of the Inner Clique and Gang of 12, but more importantly, as the Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rite, and most importantly, as a full Partner in the firm of Patterson, Fielding, Swan, and Lane, Layabouts at Large and for hire, I need to ask a question of you, Bro. Where the hell are the references to sex, and the requisite plug for the firm?

Mick