Well, I can't disagree with you there, Al.When I bought some fun stuff from Archie McPhee, one of my free gifts was a car air freshener - a red Devil Duckie car air freshener! And I love my little Devil Duckie! He goes great with my little red fuzzy dice, that I also got from Archie McPhee.
Duckie has lost his sweet scent, but not his ability to muster a smile or a chuckle. So he stays. :-)