My gawd Hawk....This is terrible! Not you too? Say it ain't so! I have a feeling Amos might be lonely too......and what about Pseudolus? This thing could be an epidemic.........Before we have any contests though, I think we need to contact the Center for Diseaese Control in Atlanta and let them know about this. This could present a serious health risk ya' know?

First thing tomorrow I'm going to get on the phone and make a couple dozen calls and let people know I'm sad and lonely. You oughta' do the same. Then the CDC can contact all of them and see if they too are sad and lonely and that will help them analyze the extent of this possible epidemic.

Spaw