Look, people, before you wear yourselves out totally (not to mention wearing out the subject matter)...and before you ruin some formerly good friendships in the process...

Let me suggest to you that we could all unite on this terrorism issue by focusing on the worst terrorist of all...

My mother's miniature dachshund.

I quote from my own previous post on the "bigotry" thread:

"I try to love everyone, but my mother's dog makes it quite difficult. He is a seditious, treacherous, greedy, and arrogant little monster. He destroys property and steals food. He struts around like Mussolini. He sucks up to you when the food is in your hand, and then treats you with hostility and contempt the moment it's in his mouth. He pees on fur hats and other valuable personal items. He is vile, smelly, lascivious, and totally untrustworthy."

Further to this, my mother's dachshund is clearly neither a muslim nor a jew, but either an atheistic or an autotheistic gentile! "Autotheistic" meaning...he thinks he IS God.

This is a common threat that could serve to unite us all, so let's give it serious consideration.

- LH