Here's Zeke's song:

I LOVE CHOCOLATE - Zeke Hoskin

CHORUS

I love chocolate, I love you
I hope you'll never prove untrue
But I'll have chocolate if you do
I can count on chocolate.

Father never seemed to make enough
to feed his children steak
But Mom churned out that chocolate cake,
chocolate made my childhood

Chocolate is so action-packed
it makes those children hyperact
But too much speed is what I lack,
Grown-ups need more chocolate

Dogs love chocolate, don't know why,
speeds their hearts up till they die
Vet bill's gonna make you cry,
don't let dogs have chocolate

Careless love can break your heart,
God knows smoking isn't smart
Too much beer can make you fat,
nothing's safe but chocolate

How do you know that Easter's here?
Chocolate bunnies do appear
If Christ had risen twice that year,
we could have more chocolate

If your husband's youth is spent,
his get-up-and-go has went
Chocolate straightens what is bent,
feed your husband chocolate

Some of you might think this song is short
on meaning and much too long
And I'm not gonna say you're wrong,
let's go have some chocolate

OPTIONAL VERSES - PLEASE DON'T SING THEM ALL EVERY TIME

If your waistband's getting tight
and dieting is such a fight
You can curb your appetite:
precede each meal which chocolate

Young folks doubt that those above
forty-five years old can love
Sex, of course, we don't dream of
but we can still love chocolate

Now that xxxx is nnnnty-five,
we're so glad that (s)he's alive
It makes a great excuse to drive
to xxxx's house for chocolate

Monica thought she'd go far
until she ran across Ken Starr
He caught her smoking Bill's cigar -
she should have stuck with chocolate

Canadian women have it tough,
do without some vital stuff
A survey says they don't get enough
. . . . . . chocolate

Americans cut down, I hear,
to less than five pounds each per year
It shows that when you drink weak beer
you lose your taste for chocolate

Cheers, S. in Seattle