LOL! A better response than I had anticipated, troll. There actually are 2 budgies here. Their primary sins are spilling seeds all over the place, and bombing indiscriminately whenever they are out of the cage, but they are still mere amateurs at spreading real terror.

My mother's dog Arnot (...pronounced Arr-no) is no amateur. He sneers in everyone's general direction, as he lifts his leg indiscreetly against another piece of furniture. (Arf! Arf!) (Shut up! You moronic little creature!) (Grrrrr... Arf! Arf!)

- LH