The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #1886   Message #7042
Posted By: Bob Landry
18-Jun-97 - 02:50 PM
Thread Name: Musician Humor?
Subject: RE: Musician Humor?
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said "If you kiss me and turn me into a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for one whole week. The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me into a princess I'll do anything you want. Again the boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back in his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What's the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The boy said, "Look, I'm a musician. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."