Oh, the drinking's not for you, my bonnie laddie-oh
Oh, the drinking's not for you, my bonnie laddie-oh
Ye was so drunk ye couldna tell, there wasnae water in the well
Noo ye stink like ******* hell, me bonny laddie-oh

Oh, the drinking's not for you, my bonnie laddie-oh
Oh, the drinking's not for you, my bonnie laddie-oh
So we held on tae oor nose, while we washed ye with the hose,
Noo ye smell jist like a rose, me bonnie laddie-oh