Notice how JE deftly (or so she thought) brushed my question aside....

So, Jen, if you act your moment out I will promise not to act the following moment out....

Several years ago (more like eight), i was just nineteen years old...and going to a New Year's Eve party with a friend of mine....well...I only knew one person at this party and that was him...so to cover my anxieties and my lack of social skills I drank everything I could lay my hands on...from cheap beer to cheap wine and champagne...jungle juice....whiskey....vodka....tequila...gin..,..if it came in a bottle, I drank it....well there was this cute girl that I was chatting up...in fact I had pretty much spent the evening talking to her (probably boring the snot out of her)...with my intoxication level...my hopes rose....when suddenly BLURP....this cheese stuff mixed in with salsa and chips came out of my throat and onto my shirt...BLURP it did it again....My friend had to cdrag me up and drag me outside I was so far gone....where I finished the business...needless to say I didn't get any that night....