Well, for your personal benefit, here is an accounting, original Guest, and probably of interest to anyone in similar straits:

Monetary Value at Current Market Rates of Services you have received from the Mudcat Cafe and its members acting as such (information, educational services, entertainment, psychological counseling, research and reporting services, comedy and cyber-companionship services) (Estimated):

$312,698.45

Monetary Value of Contirbutions in Kind you have made (see categories above)(Estimated due to anonymity:

$21,567.21

Monetary Value of Donations in check or currency made by you to the Mudcat Cafe:

$0.00

Net credit/debt: ($292131.24) DR

Please take steps to correct this imbalance at your earliest opportunity.

Regards,

Amos