Dang, I think your new promtoional campaign is terrific, Spaw, but I am concerned your business model may be under-resourced. You are certain to capture a major segment with your aggressive niche-defining position -- I don't think anyone has ever defined their market position as intentionally prone before! The result will be a flood of business, and even your proven talent for turning huge numbers of requests into nothing may be taxed. Capri and I are preparing resumes as we speak, as soon as we get around to it, and in the meanwhile, we will send you some blank sheets of paper -- could you send a SASE for the purpose?

We really think we can help take up some of the overload in the Doing-Fuckall-At-Great-Expense business, and as a government contractor I have a great deal of qualifying experience!! LOL!

We look forward to hearing from you, if you get around to it, but whatever, ya know!

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