MALONEY WANTS A DRINK The Dubliners, on Irish Drinking Songs (which is an anthology)
When Eve was in the garden, Adam climbed an apple tree. He went aloft up to the top to see what he could see. He gazed in awe, for what he saw fair made the poor man grieve. Ah, Patrick John Maloney stood there, whispering to Eve!
CHORUS: So kiss me, love, and miss me, love, and dry your bitter tears. My loving you'll remember now for many, many years. Be happy, love; be satisfied I left you in the pink. There's many a man may want a bride; Maloney wants a drink.
Salome danced for Paddy, taking off her 7 veils. "Salome," said Maloney, "That's a trick that never fails." Maloney put Salome's only clothing in a sack. "I'll run along down to the pawn and bring your bundle back!" CHORUS
From London to Nebraska and from Glasgow to Hong Kong, From Cardiff to Alaska and from Peking to Saigon, Wherever the girls are lonely, I'm sure that in his role, Ah, it's there you'll find Maloney, a-waiting to console! CHORUS