here's one off the top of me head -

A lady rode through Coventry and all had shut there eyes,
except of course our Peeping Tom who though he might get wise.
'What's that?' cried Tom as he went blind, 'atop that snow white mare?'
Twas just your man Maloney, underneath Godiva's hair.

Chorus

I could write 100 more, I think, how's it sound?

(line breaks added by a Joeclone)