Amos, the job is yours but I must point out that pain does NOT enter the true Layabout equation. Also.......

I'd like to announce that at Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan we have also found dogs very useful in a variety of layabout non-activities. We even have a company mascot that is quite expert in the field as well. My Longhaired Blue Weimaraner met all of the criteria needed to be a Layabout Mascot as you can see here and also at his best in this photo.

Spaw