The first time I drove through Oregon (1988) I saw quite a few signs that said "Bridge Work Ahead" (which was of course cognate with "Road Construction Ahead"); but for some reason I thought they meant dentures. The problem in this case was in my head, not the head of whoever wrote the sign. But I just couldn't shake it. All the way from Astoria to Ashland and back I kept thinking they were advertising dentists (like the "Next Exit: Gas | Lodging | Food" signs).

Liland