AGENT PROVOCATUER
(Tune:Fiddlers Green)

I walked by Headquarters one evening so fair
To view all the models in their underwear!
the bras, thongs and corsets designed for a fee
Knickers and teddies and things I shouldn't see

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Wrap her up in silk, leather or latex
Cotton, linen, lace or a fur
The better design is just one of kind
And I'll buy one someday......for my favorite girl!

Suspenders and stockings and g-strings galore
Whenever I see them I want to see more
Unmentionable undies way out of my league
The kind that make any man's heart try to seize

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The window is empty, not a model in sight
I nearly keeled over in shock and in fright
My God! What has happened at my favourite store?
To put scads of police tape on window and door?

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Seems thieves they broke in through the door in the front
And stole the designs worth plenty of blunt
Outrageous! Horrendous! The nerve of those thieves!
I tell you I'm really goin' to get peeved!

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Joe Corre, designer at Pro-voc-a-tuer
He says they'll regret that they burgled his store
The black market won't touch things made one of a kind
One look and the cops will know it's one of mine!

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I hope that Joe's brain it is still crankin' out
those kind of designs that will make a man shout
And soon I would hope to review all his stock
Whenever I stroll by on my evening walk

Wrap her up in silk, leather or latex
Cotton, linen, lace or a fur
The better design is just one of kind
And I'll buy one someday......for my favorite girl!