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Thread #47857 Message #716966
Posted By: Aidan Crossey
24-May-02 - 04:49 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 81 (We're Back!!)
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 81 (We're Back!!)
To the tune of "The Charladies' Ball" as sung by Frank Harte on ""Daybreak and a Candle-End"
THE UNDERWEAR HAUL You may talk of your lingerie, wee clothes and undies Your bras and your knickers, your garters and all But wait till I tell you of the gas that we had On the night that we came on the underwear haul It was down by the docks, that we found a big box "Shall we have a wee look-see" says I to my mate The stuff that we spied as we both looked inside "Oh mother of God" says herself "This is great!"
At the underwear haul, people said one and all You're the belle of the ball, Mrs Brannigan There was peephole and crotchless (thank God they were spotless) And some that I'll never have on again, bedad There was lacy frillies and leopard-print And some that would scarce fit a doll! And some had no back ... just a string up your bum-crack The night that we came on the underwear haul
There was some that were tiny and some that were shiny The sort of oul' yokes that might dampen your bush There's some you might wear and your oul' derriere Might be damn near bare and might make your man blush There was zips, aye and straps and to cup your oul' baps Some underwired yoke that fair gave me a lift If my man caught an eyeful of me in this trifle He'd be asking, no doubt, if I fancied a shift!
At the underwear haul, people said one and all You're the belle of the ball, Mrs Brannigan There was eyelets and poppers (I near came a cropper) And some that I'll never have on again, bedad There was lacy frillies and leopard-print And some that would scarce fit a doll! And some, truth be toul' wouldn't keep out much coul' The night that we came on the underwear haul
There was some that were see-through and some that were pee-through On account of the fact that their gusset was split "That's handy!" said Mandy "When you're feeling randy You lift up your skirt and for duty you're fit!" There was knickers in leather, I'm sure they won't weather I like to have things that will wash - don't we all So when all's said and done, it was quare bloody fun But I'd rather my oul' drawers than the underwear haul
At the underwear haul, people said one and all You're the belle of the ball, Mrs Brannigan There was satin and ribbons (they were gorgeous, no fibbing!) And some that I'll never have on again, bedad There was lacy frillies and leopard-print And some that would scarce fit a doll! It was gas for a while, but give me the oul' style Than all that weird gear in the underwear haul