Well, I just planted and Astilbe in my garden. Good thing I bought it, or Astilbe sittin' on my butt through the day, watching the hours roll away. (Sounds like it'd make a good song. Hmmm.)

Spaw, he couldn't have possibly thought you were trying to take advantage of anyone - it's not like you're not advertising truthfully! ("Hmmm...something's wrong with this. I'm not sure what, but durn it! Gonna give him crap anyway!")