That first sentence has a certain force: "Avoid getting sucked into the Forum at Mudcat". Reminds me of "Beware the Jabberwock my Son!"

There's a many a mild and tuneful gentleman, and many the wise and musical lady, as has fallen unbeknowns't to themselves into the snares and mazy trapments of the deadly creature they call "Mudcat", and has never broke from those snares to walk free on God's Earth no more...