How do I graduate from Duffdom to the higher order? What do I have to do, or become?

How will I know when my duffiness has worn off?

What about the line by John Lennon about being deeb and duff? Was he bragging or exhibiting self-hatred?

Is there a Duffers Anonymous where we can work on this issue? (Like learning we cannot control duffiness but must submit it to a higher power....)

These questions are keeping me awake at night and I need to know.

~S~

BTW, didja know that Duff Beer is very well regarded in the US? It's no Guinness but me and Homer like it right fine.