This is another (unattributed) parody that I was sent today on the same subject.

The Fields of Angry Roy

-1- By a lonely Geisha Girl We heard a mad Roy calling Michael you have led the team astray For you let the goalies sit Whilst me and the team were getting fit. Its not this bad when Man United play .

Chorus (All together. . . )

Bon-zai the Fields of Angry Roy Where once we watched the opposition fry. Duff was on the wing we had Keano's name to sing It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Angry Roy.

-2- By a lonely Geisha Girl I heard a mad Roy calling Nothing matters Micky when you're Me, Against the Germans and the rest You'll be without your best Now try and raise the spirits draped in Green .

Chorus (Right. . . )

Bon-zai the Fields of Angry Roy Where once we watched the opposition fry. Duff was on the wing we had Keano's name to sing It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Angry Roy.

-3- By a lonely Geisha Girl The team will watch our flags unfurl Behind them more than ever we will be And even without Keane The risin' sun will soon turn Green It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Angry Roy.

Chorus (One last time. . . )

Bon-zai the Fields of Angry Roy Where once we watched the opposition fry. Duff was on the wing we had Keano's name to sing It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Angry Roy.