Amos, your verse about handing out g-strings to the kiddies to attach to their kites or mailing them to girls for Christmas is "sheer" lunacy!

BTW, Susan, your lingerie spiritual is downright uplifting!

Derry, you're in exquisite form with:
"There was some that were see-through and some that were pee-through
On account of the fact that their gusset was split.
"That's handy!" said Mandy "When you're feeling randy
You lift up your skirt and for duty you're fit!"

Genie §;-D