Yo, Khandu!

Sorcha, where is the Great Scheme?

In the grey matter between your ears

I have ever been trying to find it, but I am still adrift.

I'll toss you a line

Does anyone like popsicles?

Espesially Grape

How may I know that my dog is gay?

What does it matter, you'd still love him, wouldn't you?

Is Judge Judy a turn-on?

Not only no, but hell no!

I found another grey whisker in my beard today.

Here's my solution!

My Dad used to eat a lot of pickled pigs feet.

Yuck!

I had a 1952 Chevy DeLuxe but I do not anymore.

Cool car! What color?

I hate it when I have to laugh when I am drinking Coke and it comes out my nose.

Either give up Coke or Give up laughing

Hemmorhoids are bad.

No argument from me!

My wife thinks I am a bit odd.

So do a lot of folks

My friend is a State Policeman.

Can he fix a ticket for me?

My dog can lick your dad.

He'd have to go to the columbarium at Arlington National Cemetery

Life is an adventure, so is marriage.

Name anything worthwhile that is not!

I feel sorry for Amos, he has quite a task to perform.

Why feel sorry instead of helping him with at least a kind prayer?

Where is Spaw?

He's paying me not to say!

I wish I were cool.

You are! (There's you've wasted one wish!)

And what about This Guy?

I don't know, I think he's kinda cool!