In Kiama, Australia, there is a real estate agent (with signs all over town) with the name Dick Payne.

Our Minister for Gaming... Richard Face

My Dentist... Dr Chew And a poor bloke from Wagga Wagga... Lionel Loveless (perfect name for a country singer)

My sister's boss...Mr Lifschitz. People have rung in wanting to speak to Lipshits, Shitlips, Lightswitch and Liftshaft (this is for real).