Our comment used to be 'we had one of those but the wheel fell off'.

I like to use words of more than 2 syllables (innit does have 2 doesn't it?) to remind myself I'm not a Londoner and I never will be. Besides my manager hates it that I'm ejicated, he likes to surround himself with toadying 'yes' "men" who can't think for themselves and who need him to explain things to them.

LTS