It's to the tune of "Side by Side" and a little crude.I saw her there in the June night
She undressed in the moonlight
Her teeth and her hair, she placed in a chair
Side by side.And then she took out her glass eye
I looked at her and said "Oh, my"
Her teeth and her hair, she placed in a chair
Side by sideThen all kinds of motions
She started to go through
First her arm fell off, then her leg came off
She came clean in twoI looked at her and said, "Let's go to bed."
She said "Pal, you've got rocks in your head."
So I slept on the chair 'cause there was more of her there
Side by side.HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 7-Jun-02.