Yeah but ol' Bob owes (or blames) it all on the NYCFTTS, The Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. The Center is paid for by the CIA who use it to train crazed tiple bands for the overthrow of world governments. The assassination thing wasn't working out too well for them so they started using crazed tiple bands instead. For instance, the reason Elizabeth Dole did not run for president here is a direct result. See, her husband Bob, the long time Senator and previous prez hopeful has now taken to advertizing the "Tragedy and Courage of Erectile Dysfunction" and the CIA sent in a tiple band which played the Oscar Mayer Wiener ditty and sent the ol' guy running through Rock Creek Park in his flapping boxers screaming, "I GOT WOOD!!! IT'S A WOODY!!!!"

No idea on what they used to mic the tiples..........

Spaw