Pete - Well, lad, you see that's actually the worldy physical effect of the shift in the equilibrium which is the result of incurring the wrath of those mystic powers guiding and driving the universe in its' infinite spiral through the eternal timeless void of the cosmic consciousness.... and it also means you've got to buy another one. Right? So let that be a lesson to you!

Les - How would anybody know the difference between the result of that very old folk saying and the normal weather pattern anyway?

Dave - ..... TEAPOT???????? C'mon, put me out of my misery, man...

Everybody - I'm glad you've all proved yourselves to be everything that the english have always striven for... Somebody earlier said it so much better than I ever could.... What was it now, oh yes... "There's got to be someone worse off than me."