Is my tongue furry or did I eat the cat?

Please keep the ocarina to a minimum, I've spent all night in what feels like a bag of grapefruits, too squishy to be uncomfortable, too hard to be comfortable.... and there was this terrible jingling sound..... I dreamt about some large Southern lady standing on a chair... does anyone know who Taaammaaaas is?

Yours,

Squeaky Lust.