Mmmm ! I have before me a compensation order issued by Caerphilly Magistrates against two yobs who stole and trashed my car last year. The order is 12 months old.

PC Plod got lucky - The doors jamed and the little B****ds could not run for it when the Police showed up.

Needless to say I have not seen a penny of compensation, and I suspect that writing to the Court would just be a waste of a stamp.

I doubt if the fines have been paid either. My only consolation is that one of the S*** was remanded in custody, he was already on bail for a similar offence.

Gareth