Happy Birthday, 'Spaw.

Nope, that's it, no insults, in-yer-windows, bad jokes, nuthin'.

No, seriously, 'Spaw, that's it, just Happy Birthday. No comments about BS in your part of Ohio being so deep that they had to install warning beacons for the space shuttle.

No jibes about the company you keep (Mrs. 'Spaw and the 'Spawlings excluded, of course). NO! Cletus, I didn't mean you, but, now, Paw and those Reg boys ... .

All right, young man, that's it, have a good un.

Mary