They probably caught wind of your Layabout enterprise, Rick -- ya know that kind of thing is looked on as undermining the American way of life -- you and the others are threatening to put hundreds of red-blooded American couch potatos and beer drinkers out of a non-job! Americans find it awfully hard to admit that anyone else could outdo them in useless inactivity -- it's one of our national pastimes, and we take it seriously.

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