Her mother's in Milwaukee. Hey - that would make a great song, eh? (And another opportunity for moi to write another "Mother" song!)

Oooohhhh...My mother's in Milwaukee
I don't really want to go
But I said that I would help her out
And I want to see her, soooo
I'm headed to Milwaukee
The place I once called home
'Cause my mother's in Milwaukee
And to Milwaukee I must go.

Now I'm headed home once more
To lobsters and champagne
If this is what I get for leaving
I'll have to go again
I think I'll plan for next week
To Milwaukee I will roam
'Cause my mother's in Milwaukee
And lobsters wait at home.