Well Spaw, I usually avoid these birthday threads, and haven't been around much at all lately actually, but after seeing how eloquently you expressed your appreciation I finally found use for a blessing that I swiped out of a biker rag many years ago. And so, for your (belated) birthday...

May bleeding piles distress you
May corns adorn your feet
May crabs as big as horseflies
crawl on your balls and eat
And when you're old and feeble,
A syphyllitic wreck
May your spine drop thru your asshole
And break your fucking neck.

Regards,
Homeless.