The rather good BBC site has unearthed this gem:

...And finally the Daily Mirror has discovered the secret to England's success - Tord Grip's accordion.

Sven Goran Eriksson's right-hand man has been entertaining the troops with his instrument.

Eriksson said: "He's already played for the staff. They were all singing.

"You must switch and have a laugh. Life is fun," he added.

LFF