An elderly but thpry woman thridth in wif an old guitar hooked under her hand. She layth her guitar thafely out of harmth way, thlipth her leg over the thtool clotheth to the door, and callth for her onth a year Guinneth.

She turnth on the thtool and thurveyth the muthicianth at da ovver end of da bar.

She callth, "Pleath thing me a Thong!"