Crocodile's Picnic
Tune: Teddy Bears' Picnic

If you go into the pool today
You're in for a big surprise
If you're not in your top form today
You'd better stay out and dry
For coach has found a horrible croc
So if you swim as slow as you walk
Today's the day the croco will have its picnic

Picnic time for a crocodile
And the team is turning in some record times today
Though he's just a juvenile
If he should catch you then he'll make you pay
See him gaily swim about
So if you scream and shout
We'll know that you're swimming slow
With such a croc the coach inspires
our swimmers to swim their best
Cos they don't want to be et, you know.

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