The Geezinslaw Brothers (Sam & Son)have had a few wacky numbers...
A Five Dollar Fine For Whining

and this one...
Cool It In Outer Space
Recorded by: The Geezinslaw Brothers (Sam & Son)

SPOKEN:
A teenager on Mars looked up at his dad
And he jingled the keys in his pocket
Daddy said son, you must heed my advice
Or I'll take the keys from your rocket

And he said:

[Rest of verses sung]
CHORUS
Steer clear of the Earth, my son
Stay away from that horrible place
If you can't find anywhere better to go
Just Cool It In Outer Space

Your grandfather vis'ted a long time ago
Things were bad enough, then, I surmise
They were fighting each other with sticks and stones
Now it's worse, they've become civilized

CHORUS

I went there myself though my dad warned me not
But I left here in spite of resistance
I'll tell you what really endangers the place
It's called peaceful co-existence

CHORUS

So if you want to see some real people from Earth
Be patient my son and don't fuss
Just stay here at home and look to'ards the sky
They'll blow themselves right here to us

CHORUS

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