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Thread #48450   Message #728095
Posted By: GUEST,DW at work
12-Jun-02 - 01:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: Womanly Jiggles. What's the verdict?
Subject: RE: BS: Womanly Jiggles. What's the verdict?
Does anyone know if there is something similiar going on with the jiggly controversy? I have some ideas about child bearing/life expectancy etc...

Yeah. There was something on Discovery ages back about cleavege and the success of the 'Wonderbra'. The theory is that a good pair of "ta tas" squished up into a nice wobbly pair, looks like a butt. When we went round on all fours, we looked at butts. See a nice butt with a pair of rosy "lips" all ready for the taking - what the hell, go jump it, she's ready! The bigger the butt, the more likely she was to have an easy birth (yeah, I know, it means nothing) so she's more likely to have a surviving baby to carry your genes over, and hey, that's what sex is. A means to procreate and spread your genes (we can't get away from genes can we?), after all, humans are one of the very few species that do it for fun. Every other species it's purely for procreation or dominance.

And yes. I like jiggles. They make me feel safe and comfortable. Something that has a bit of give to it is really sexy, but I'm not into the gross flaps of flesh that some people crave. I like to be able to get my arms around at least 2/3s of a woman, and I don't want to have to be digging around for ages trying to find the target.

I'm not jiggly, but I do have a few squishy bits. Girl who just left me - OK, her name is Jan - says she has an hourglass figure, it just the sand has settled at the wrong end.

DW