The tall stranger at the corner of the bar suddenly noticed that the mouse was missing from his bowl of beer nuts. Shortly thereafter, patrons buying prepackaged concessions from the concessionaire noticed that the packages were empty and there was a small hole in the back of each.

A stuffed-full mouse, with chocolate and peanut butter crumbs on his whiskers, collapses into the beer nuts bowl, saying shrillly, "'Losing my religion' is a southernism for getting angry!" before passing into a pleasant slumber.