Áine, Alex, and Amos [aka "AAA"], thanks for all that kudos for my first bit of crockerel, above! You know it just encourages me, though, so you asked for it!

[Fanfare]

Casuarina Races
Parody lyrics by Sonja W. Oates © 2002
Tune: CAMPTOWN RACES (Stephen C. Foster)

Casua-
rina swim team sings this song,
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Croc's in the pool & 'es ten feet long!
Ohmigod! No way!

Swim with all your might,
Else you're gonna pay!
I got a 'gator gonna bob-tail me!
Ev'body outa my way!

Oh, the long blond filly doin' the butterfly,
Uh-oh! Oh, no!
Moved too slow and he chomped 'er thigh!
Ohmigod! Poor babe!

Gotta
Swim with all my might,
I ain't no croc's entree!
I got a 'gator gonna bob-tail me!
Ev'body outa my way!

Headin' north, strokin' hard to win,
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Croc's to the south usin' my tail wind!
Ohmigod! Touché!

Swim with all your might,
An' while you're at it, pray!
I got a 'gator gonna bob-tail me!
Ev'body outa my way!

Coach Davies said, "Let's go for the prize!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Says I, "I'm already circumcized!
Ohmigod! Oy, vay!

Gonna
Swim with all my might,
As far as Biscay Bay!
I got a 'gator gonna bob-tail me!
Ev'body outa my way!