Three more great ones to add to the book!! Here are the requisite B.L.O.B.s for you wonderful Challenge!rs:

To Sonja, for this verbal vision (ouch!):

Coach Davies said, "Let's go for the prize!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Says I, "I'm already circumcized!
Ohmigod! Oy, vay!

To Genie, for this snappy lil bit:

Give me back me Speedo, give me back me Speedo,
You can give back me trunks, you beast! Give me back me Speedo!

And to derrymacash, for this wonderful witty moment of Zen:

God damn his oul' scales and his oul' horny tail
That amphibious reptile who caused me such dread
I'll not rest in peace till that ancient oul' beast
Is murdered, deceased or otherwise dead
I'll dance a cotillion on that reptilian
Vile crocodilian's freshly-dug grave
And I'll raise a loud cheer the instant I hear
He'll no more interfere with a bold swimmer brave


Yee-haw, you all!!

-- Áine