The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #48349 Message #729393
Posted By: katlaughing
13-Jun-02 - 03:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: Time for a TAVERN thread-bring yer thong
Subject: RE: BS: Time for a TAVERN thread-bring yer thong
Breaking away from her brotherly reunion, Kat quietly slipped down the side hall to the powder room. Once there, she locked the door. She looked in the mirror and saw a mawkish-looking charwoman, hair up in a dowdy cap, glasses perched on her nose. As she lifted the cap, the mousey coloured hair went with it to reveal a long braid coiled on top. It swung free down her back as she shook out her bangs/fringe. Grasping the top velcro fastening of her peasant's blouse, she ripped it away, her skirt attached. Underneath she wore black cotton pants, a black turtleneck, and black Ninja shoes. She picked up her broom, opened the closet and put it away. In its stead, she came away with a long sword, unsheathed. Now, Mssr. Mad-ee-zone, let us see what yew do wi' dis she thought in her affected French accent. She cast out with her mind's eye, wondering if that big lug of a Bro of hers was ready..he'd done a good job of faking their enstrangement.Ah, haha..zo, zer yew are...ready or not...here I comb!
With that, she sprang out the door, raced down the hallway, leaped into the center of the dance floor, screaming at the top of her lungs, "Tout vient a point a qui sait attendre, Mad-ee-zone*! Now, yew are mine!" She started slashing the air in the detective's direction...La Madame Tension mounted her revenge campaign!
* everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait