And from his coat he attempted to pull, what his Sis had thought to be a gun (hence the long struggle) (what the hey - vice is nice but incest is best), but

NOT

It was a harmonica in the key of B minor -

The Bluegrass guys stopped in stunned silence

The drunken folkies got even louder - (bless their little pea-pickers) - off key but no one noticed.

The ruse had worked!!!

Sis was tearin' them up with her artful sword display while he had silenced the faster crowd with the Harmonica!

All had begun to wretch at the Bodhran players sleasy disguise - and is there any other kind? - NO - -

Out of tune, out of time, and out of season the Moose appeared in the doorway and none was ready - even Shane and Don were unconfused - -

And the thong on everyone's mind was . . . . . His Last Thought Prior to the Pool Cue's Angled Approach to His Head - - - - Ah Shit - - Sis is gonna be PO'd . . .and, This is Gonna Hurt . . . All legendary country tunes that were so uncalled for that even his leathers were turning up their noses. . . .

MY GOD

no wonder the lady was screaming!!!!

Is there no end to the madness?????