The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #48349   Message #729554
Posted By: Gareth
13-Jun-02 - 07:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: Time for a TAVERN thread-bring yer thong
Subject: RE: BS: Time for a TAVERN thread-bring yer thong
The arrival of Binky, and his boney rider, caused a dampening in the Tavern. It resembled a banquet at the Unseen University. Fat bearded blokes in funny clothes. A mouse and a kat whitch talked. All that was missing was Ricewind.

All present, being Wizards at singing or thier own instruments, could see DEATH

DEATH strode up to the bar

A PINT OF GUINNESS PLEASE, I SEE YOU'VE REDECORATED THE DRUM SINCE MY LAST VISIT

The Barkeeper ignored DEATH

A PINT OF GUINNESS PLEASE

Still no response.

Binky has found the scattered Barnuts.

DEATH OF RATS had found the mouse, still bruised from the pool ball. He grinned and produced an egg timer from beneath his robe. Three pints of Guinness had emboldened the mouse.

"Wrong pub me old mate, this ain't the Mended Drum"

B****R said DEATH OF RATS

B****R said DEATH WE ARE IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE

Yes in the MUDCAT virtual Tavern DEATH shall have no dominion.