The biker surveys the scene - What's drunk isn't dead - and Death isn't drunk yet - so with justice a Nor'easterly blow he limps to the gate. . . er - door and steps outside.
Once again Ninja Kat and Biker Grunt have prevailed -
"The old I haven't seen you forever trick - gets them every time."
I think I hear my Mumsy "Callin Me Home" to "Old Virginy" - And danged if Mr. Monroe wouldn't agree -
With an inane laugh he leaps aboard his trusty steed - (Oh shit ouch - damned top rail -oh ow ow ow) Where in the Hell is the Bodhran player - he's the stunt double - it doesn't look good layin here in the dirt holding my crotch - ouch ouch ouch - shit dang .........