Now, there's a thought.....Have any of the Challenge! topics actually had their songs sung to them before? I may just have to give ol'Rosie a call...

Ray Charles (honestly, could there be anyone better?)
THIS LITTLE GIRL OF MINE

THIS LITTLE GUIDE OF MINE

Do you know that this little guide of mine
I want you people to know
This little guide of mine
She takes me everywhere I go
Wanna go out to eat,
Well what to I do?
Slap on her harness and her panties too
An' that's why I - I - I- I
I love that little guide of mine

Do you know that this little guide of min
Is one sassy little mare
This little guide of mine
With the panties that she wear
She's got 'breakin' out' right down to a tee,
If she does it again I'm gonna call the police
An' that's why I - I - I - I
I love that little guide of mine

(chickens on piano and a 'Fat Butt' goat sax solo)

Do you know that this little guide of mine
Broke out last night about 8
This little guide of mine
Headin' out for a date
Trottin' in her silkies on a real slow burn
You can lead a horse to school but you can't make 'er learn
An' that's why I - I - I - I
I love that little guide of mine

Do you know that this little guide of mine
Dresses up oh-so neat
This little guide of mine
Stops the traffic on the street
When all the studs nicker, well, I don't mind
In her 'Victoria's Stables', yeah, she is fine
An' that's why I - I - I - I
I love that little guide of mine